This is a fascinating commentary on politicians, straight talk, and of course, Jim Traficant:
Why I'll Miss Jim Traficant
By Susan Jones
CNSNews.com
Morning Editor
July 19, 2002
Beam me up!
Rep. Jim Traficant, the Ohio Democrat who votes with Republicans and calls himself an independent, may be booted out of the House of Representatives for violating House ethics rules. This comes three months after he was convicted of various felonies at his federal racketeering trial.
I know right from wrong when I see it. I respect the rule of law, and I don't buy the conspiracy theories that roll so trippingly off Traficant's tongue. But still, I'll be sorry to see him go.
Traficant is a rarity in Washington - a politician who can plainly say what he plainly means, even if some of what he plainly says is just plain silly.
A case in point: On April 25, 2001, with the pressing issues of taxation, rising energy prices, and education confronting Congress, Rep. Traficant gave a one-minute speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives to discuss the evolution of the bra.
"It started with a training bra," he said. "Then came the pushup bra, the sport bra, the Wonder Bra, the super bra. There's even a smart bra. If that's not enough to prop up your (pause) curiosity, there's now a new bra. It's called the holster bra, the gun bra - a brassiere to conceal a hidden handgun.
"Unbelievable!" Traficant thundered on that April morning. "What's next? A maxi-girdle to conceal a stinger missile? Beam me up! I advise all men in America against taking women to drive-in movies who may end up getting shot in a passionate embrace..."
It was vintage Traficant: Nothing sophisticated, nothing intellectual; but something easily understood and somewhat ridiculous. It was more cultural commentary than the stuff of policy, but hey! Give the guy a break. His one-minute speech made as much sense as anything anyone else said on the House floor that day.
And at least Traficant's speech had the added advantages of being memorable - and not endangering the rest of us with calls for higher taxes, more government programs, etc.
Jim Traficant, in his offbeat and colorful way, was onto something: Americans like politicians who give it to them straight - or appear to give it to them straight.
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) won praise, much of it from reporters, for his Straight Talk Express during the 2000 presidential campaign. It wasn't really straight talk, but it took some people longer than others to figure that out.
I think part of George W. Bush's appeal is his (mis)use of language. Anyone who mangles the mother tongue must be speaking from the heart - not from the findings of a focus group. I think Americans tend to believe people like that.
Washington is a place where reacting comes more naturally than taking action. How often have you heard politicians say they are "troubled" or "concerned" or "disappointed?" Jim Traficant would have none of that "garbage."
Here's how he expressed his "concern" one day: "It's time to call in the dogs, throw the coffee grinds on the fire - the hunting's over," he bellowed. There's concern for ya!
In an age dominated by notions of political correctness, most Americans wouldn't dare to say what they really think, especially in public. We censor ourselves for fear of censure.
On top of that, we don't speak simply anymore. We use big words and clumsy phrases when simple words and short sentences would better explain what we mean.
No wonder voters are so confused. They don't understand what many politicians say, so they're free to interpret. And that leaves the politicians free to spin and "clarify." I think America is worse off for our unwillingness to clearly say what we clearly mean.
Rep. Jim Traficant faces sentencing for ten felony convictions, including tax evasion and misusing his office for personal gain. In plain language, he's a crook. He faces expulsion from the House. In plain language, he's an outcast.
As his political career presumably nears an end, Jim Traficant is not going quietly. He's "kicking them in the crotch," to quote a phrase Traficant used in summing up his testimony before the House ethics panel on Wednesday.
In the nation's rogues' gallery, there are plenty of crooked politicians. Some have gone to jail; some have resigned in disgrace; and some have lied under oath.I do not know what will become of Rep. Jim Traficant.
But I do know that Washington - a city that would be much better off without most of its crooks - will be far duller and, ironically, less honest - without Traficant to say it like it is.
(Susan Jones is the morning editor at Cybercast News Service (CNSNews.com).